Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.