Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas