Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon