Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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