How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.