Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.