Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.