Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not