Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.