Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.