Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll