Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.