Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!