Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.