Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.