Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.