Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle