Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.