Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle?

Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.