Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.