Why does little sally have a limp?

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally