Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"