Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.