Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Dread Jokes More Dread Jokes

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.