Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK