Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!