Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.