Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies?

A Corgisbord.