Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.