Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im