Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"