What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.