Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.