Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"