Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.