Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan