To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Paperback
Because they always get stoned
Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Because he tripped
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
He said : "Nah amine"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Because Day tripped him.
A re-cyclist.
A: He was selling quack.
He desperately kneaded the dough!
Because we all knead it.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Any way you like, they have to forgive you!
Because he was an undercover cop
Pig in a blanket.