How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.