How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!