Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline