What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!