How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Up Jokes More Up Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes