Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.