How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.