What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.