Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise