Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO