What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"