Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.