Dance Jokes
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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
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What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no-BODY to go with.
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Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
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Why do mice have tiny balls?
Not very many of them know how to dance
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
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Why are native americans the best strippers?
Because when they dance they make it rain.
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Why do mice have such tiny balls?
Because so few of them can dance!
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Why don't ghosts have legs?
Because they're so white the can't dance.
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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?
RAMs a make a dance!"
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How long has he been having convulsions?
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?
A cricket ball !
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !
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How do I know ur not a cop?
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?
The conga !
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What kind of dance does your mother do?
The MOMbo.
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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?
Because he had no-body to dance with.
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Why did the skeletons start dancing?
Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
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Why are cpws made for dancing?
They're all born hoofers!
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How would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?
Dah okey pokey mon.
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Why did the tissue get up and dance?
It had a little boogy in it.
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Why do mice have small balls?
Not many of them know how to dance.
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Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The foxtrot !
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How do you get a kleenex to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet
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What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?
Brakedance.
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Why are Native American strippers the best?
When they dance they make it rain.
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What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.
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What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
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Why is salsa dancing so popular?
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
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What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !
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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
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Why wouldn't the man dance?
His pants had no ballroom.
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What do you call it when two cops dance?
Pork Grinds
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What do you call someone who can't dance?
A white guy.
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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?
There wasn't a punch line.
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What's the number for poison control?
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
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What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
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Where do psychics go to dance?
The crystal ball
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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
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What do you wear to dance the salsa?
Hot pants.
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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?
Rigor tortoise.
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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?
He had his raisins...
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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?
Poll dancing!
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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with
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Where can you dance in California?
A. San Fran-disco
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How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?
A morris dancer !
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Which dances do the burgers do best?
The burger-loo and the char char!
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Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock.
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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!
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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?
It said "twist to open"
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Where do footballers dance?
At a football!
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?
Voodoo like to dance with me '
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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?
Wild Twerky!
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Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basketball.
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Why do mice have such small balls?
Because not very many of them can dance.
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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
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Where do hamburgers go to dance?
The meat-ball.
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Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?
His EKG ain't got no rythym
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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Why did all the black people die in the war?
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?
Deus Ex Macarena
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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?
And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o
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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?
Because they got no body to dance with!
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How do black people die from a drive by?
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?
A Rastapartying
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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?
Dewalts
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Why don't snakes have balls?
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?
Their dancing can make it rain.
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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?
Because he had no body to dance with!
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What dance do you do when summer is over?
Tango (tan go).