Dance Jokes

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Why do mice have such small balls?

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why do black people like to "whip" when dancing?

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

Why do mice have small balls?

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

Why wouldn't the man dance?

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

What kind of dance does your mother do?

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

How do black people die from a drive by?

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

Why are native americans the best strippers?

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

What dance do hippies hate?

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

Why do mice have tiny balls?

What do you call it when two cops dance?

What do baby swans dance to ?

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

Where can you dance in California?

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

How long has he been having convulsions?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Where do footballers dance?

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

What's the number for poison control?

Why don't snakes have balls?

How do they dance in Arabia?

What kind of dance do buns do?

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

How do I know ur not a cop?

How would you describe yourself?

Which dances do the burgers do best?

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

Where do psychics go to dance?

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

Why are cpws made for dancing?

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

What do you call someone who can't dance?

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Why did all the black people die in the war?

What do cows like to line dance to ?

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?