Dance Jokes

  • Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

    They are both more enjoyable with dates!

  • What do baby swans dance to ?

    Cygnet-ure-tunes !

  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    He had no-BODY to go with.

  • Where do snowmen go to dance ?

    Snowballs !

  • Why do mice have tiny balls?

    Not very many of them know how to dance

  • Where do snowmen go to dance?

    The snowball!

  • Why are native americans the best strippers?

    Because when they dance they make it rain.

  • Why do mice have such tiny balls?

    Because so few of them can dance!

  • Why don't ghosts have legs?

    Because they're so white the can't dance.

  • What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

    RAMs a make a dance!"

  • How long has he been having convulsions?


  • What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

    A cricket ball !

  • How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

    Chick to chick !

  • How do I know ur not a cop?

    If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

  • What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

    The conga !

  • What kind of dance does your mother do?

    The MOMbo.

  • Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

    Because he had no-body to dance with.

  • Why did the skeletons start dancing?

    Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

  • Why are cpws made for dancing?

    They're all born hoofers!

  • How would you describe yourself?

    Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

  • What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

    If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

  • What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

    Dah okey pokey mon.

  • Why did the tissue get up and dance?

    It had a little boogy in it.

  • Why do mice have small balls?

    Not many of them know how to dance.

  • Which dance will a chicken not do ?

    The foxtrot !

  • How do you get a kleenex to dance?

    You put a little boogie in it.

  • Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

    Because when they dance, they make it rain.

  • Why are dogs bad at dancing?

    They have two left feet

  • What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?


  • Why are Native American strippers the best?

    When they dance they make it rain.

  • What dance do hippies hate?

    A square dance.

  • What kind of dance do buns do?


  • Why is salsa dancing so popular?

    Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

  • What do cows like to line dance to ?

    Any kind of moosic you like !

  • What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

    Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

  • Why wouldn't the man dance?

    His pants had no ballroom.

  • What do you call it when two cops dance?

    Pork Grinds

  • What do you call someone who can't dance?

    A white guy.

  • Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

    There wasn't a punch line.

  • What's the number for poison control?

    Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

  • What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

    The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

  • Where do psychics go to dance?

    The crystal ball

  • How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

    Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

  • Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

    When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

  • What do you wear to dance the salsa?

    Hot pants.

  • Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

    Rigor tortoise.

  • Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

    He had his raisins...

  • What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

    Poll dancing!

  • Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

    He had no body to dance with

  • Where can you dance in California?

    A. San Fran-disco

  • How do they dance in Arabia?

    Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

  • What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

    A morris dancer !

  • Which dances do the burgers do best?

    The burger-loo and the char char!

  • Why do you want to be buried at sea?

    Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

  • What dance did the Pilgrims do?

    The Plymouth Rock.

  • Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

    Because they both looked sharp!

  • Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

    It said "twist to open"

  • Where do footballers dance?

    At a football!

  • How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

    Voodoo like to dance with me '

  • Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

    Wild Twerky!

  • Where do Easter bunnies dance?

    At the basketball.

  • Why do mice have such small balls?

    Because not very many of them can dance.

  • What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

    Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

  • Where do hamburgers go to dance?

    The meat-ball.

  • Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

    His EKG ain't got no rythym

  • Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

    Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

  • Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

    A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

  • Why did all the black people die in the war?

    Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

  • Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

    No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

  • What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

    Deus Ex Macarena

  • Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

    And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

  • Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

    Because they got no body to dance with!

  • How do black people die from a drive by?

    Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

  • Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

    Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

  • What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

    A Rastapartying

  • What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?


  • Why don't snakes have balls?

    Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

  • What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

    A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

  • Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

    Their dancing can make it rain.

  • Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

    Because he had no body to dance with!

  • What dance do you do when summer is over?

    Tango (tan go).